Friday Is a Good Day to Watch Kittens on a Roomba

Liz Gannes and Liz Shannon Miller are hard at work today at NewTeeVee:

Miller: Hey, do you have anything you want a quick write-up on?

Gannes: Hm, let’s see. There must be some conspiracy blowing up on YouTube.

Miller: I think I heard about some kittens on Roombas.

Gannes: You mean Roomba Cat?

Miller: Nope. Kittens this time. Multiple kittens. I shall investigate.

Gannes: Perfect for Friday!

Miller: YES.

Gannes: It looks like a kitten redistributor. Like, “This is your stop! No really, get off!”

Miller: It’s a kitten streetcar.

Gannes: An insane roving kitten streetcar off its tracks.

Miller: WATCH OUT KITTENS THAT CABINET IS COMING!

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