Stop the presses! It’s Tuesday morning and we love the Onion, so we feel obliged to point out this ridiculously awesome list of biofuel products in the Onion’s Obligatory Green Issue (the list is an oldie but a goodie). “Mentholanol” could get scarce if this legislation ever goes through, and there’s a funny-because-it’s-true take on ethanol: a “corn-based gas additive included at the insistence of corn-farming uncle.” It’s so stupid, we love it. OK, now back to the news.
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