Using mouses not lutes, the digital minstrels wander the internets, singing songs and telling jokes of their modern daze. The geek shall inherit the earth.
Pick your internet vice — “some like it hot, In a triple X funk, winnin’ the auction, turnin’ money to junk, Cappin’ the flag
In a virtual dash” — from Tay “He Got a Voice Like Caramel” Zonday of “Chocolate Rain” meme-fame. And make sure you get the free MP3.