Bud.tv Tastes Stale, Flat

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So what do you get when you bring a macrobrewer’s mentality to the microcontent world? How about tired sketch comedy cliches, prehistoric treatment of women and more product placement than one can reasonably stomach.

bud-tv1.jpgIn a desperate attempt to be edgy and authentic on one hand and broadly appealing on the other, the new Bud.tv effort from Budweiser puts writers from the Howard Stern show and bit actors from Will Ferrell movies into a format I can only describe as “forcibly viral by committee.”

Not to say that that the content won’t appeal to its target demo, the twentysomething American male. But from a business standpoint, they’ve spent a lot of money on production in order to get that “cheap and cheesy” feel. Which is the kind of spendy, marketing-centric inauthenticity that tends turn off the very hipster tastemaker the throwback styling and meta-humor about beer marketing would indicate they’re trying to court.

I’m not sure what Lorne Manly was watching when he wrote this long analysis in the New York Times Magazine, but it couldn’t possibly have been Bud.tv:

Bud.TV may be a marketing venture at heart, but it is marketing sotto voce.

Each “Happy Hour” short starts with an intro theme featuring — wait for it — a bottle of Budweiser coasting down a bar into the hands of a thirsty customer. “Donnie the Life Coach,” a randy neanderthal, makes his office in (probably the same) bar. So, sure, it’s sotto voce — but only relative to the ear-splitting decibels emitted by the rest of the Anheuser-Busch marketing juggernaut.

Of course, it was an uphill struggle to win my love from the moment I went to Bud.tv and not a single video was on the page. I had to click, which opened a new, fixed-size window, another pet peeve. Gripes about the Bud.tv registration experience from paidContent and Lost Remote echoed my own, which I’d be charitable in describing as onerously creepy. Once I finally did get to watch the videos, the display was tiny and the navigation needlessly confusing.

We would embed a sample video here so you could judge for yourself, but that’s not an option. You’ll have to put yourself through the registration process if you want to take a look around. Yup, real viral.

So good luck with this, Anheuser-Busch. But I won’t be tuning in again any time soon.

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joey

Registration was tough. Agree that getting to the shows is a confusing.

But the shows suck. They have use a producer/writer from SNL who cannot write. SNL hasn’t been funny for years. A lot of the shows he is involved in are long, drawn out, no endings, no funny, and in my opinion old school

Why not have something funny and entertaining that fits a new mentality?

smokey

I thought the Happy Hour stuff was pretty odd and funny. Seemed like smart stuff and a bit of a deviation for Bud stuff.

Eric

Thanks! I like what what you have been writing here and appreciate the immediate response. I hope you also enjoy the feedback. Always good to keep the dialogue open.

Eric

how come you have written about this service but do not actually link to the page? I mean even if you are going to criticize a project – why not link to it? I may be looking into this too much, just happened to have seen a few sites without the link.

chuck

i was raped by the registration process. it didn’t recognize me, so i had to call a phone# and enter my drivers license info and more. even if they were hiding good videos (or… porn?) behind this foul process, it wouldn’t be worth it.

then there’s the content. yes, what a waste of former SNL talent. i have to say i thought donnie briggs was kinda funny and had inspired, tasteless writing. other than that, the only thing i wanted to spend time on was TriggerStreet films, which I may as well watch on TriggerStreet.com.

an interesting concept, disasterously implemented.

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