If you do not have a laptop or other gadget to plug into the only electrical outlet then please don’t sit at the table next to it. Thanks.
UPDATE: Please don’t bring your kids in and let them run around yelling and screaming and then sit at the table next to someone who is working on a laptop. Thanks.
UPDATE #2: Please don’t let your kids throw cookies at someone working on a laptop at the next table. Thanks.
UPDATE #3. Please don’t ignore your children while talking loudly on your phone while sitting next to someone working at a laptop. Thanks.
UPDATE #4. Please don’t bring your yelling and screaming kids into Starbucks with the intention of meeting another friend and her screaming kids and having them also sit at a table next to someone working at a laptop. Thanks.
UPDATE #5. I am so sorry. I have never been this clumsy before. I don’t know how that steaming hot cappuccino was knocked over. Yes I know that must really burn and I am sure the kids will stop screaming when it does. I really am sorry that you’re leaving. Thanks.
FINAL UPDATE: This was just a joke. No children were harmed in the making of this post.