Open request to Starbucks customers

If you do not have a laptop or other gadget to plug into the only electrical outlet then please don’t sit at the table next to it.  Thanks.

UPDATE:  Please don’t bring your kids in and let them run around yelling and screaming and then sit at the table next to someone who is working on a laptop.  Thanks.

UPDATE #2:  Please don’t let your kids throw cookies at someone working on a laptop at the next table.  Thanks.

UPDATE #3.  Please don’t ignore your children while talking loudly on your phone while sitting next to someone working at a laptop.  Thanks.

UPDATE #4. Please don’t bring your yelling and screaming kids into Starbucks with the intention of meeting another friend and her screaming kids and having them also sit at a table next to someone working at a laptop.  Thanks.

UPDATE #5.  I am so sorry.  I have never been this clumsy before. I don’t know how that steaming hot cappuccino was knocked over.  Yes I know that must really burn and I am sure the kids will stop screaming when it does. I really am sorry that you’re leaving.  Thanks.

FINAL UPDATE:  This was just a joke.  No children were harmed in the making of this post.

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