I am in love with my GPS


Men once again prove that they are idiots – instead of believing their spouses, thus risking discord in the homestead, they are willing to believe the Global Positioning Systems installed in their cars.

bq. But, relieved of my navigating duties and with nothing else to do, I fume. Arms crossed, staring straight ahead, I think, “How galling to be sexy and precise in seven languages!” For all I care, she and my husband can both get lost. I am jealous of a travel gadget.

Now millions of years of evolution have taught us one thing – never mess with the X-chromosome. Especially since we know that GPS is not a perfect science.

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