First Corporate Ethics Officer Cloned


The WalNut.Net :: Hailing it as a breakthrough against numerous scandals tainting the nation’s business community, a group of leading executives has announced the cloning of the first corporate ethics officer. ¶In order to accommodate the nation’s ferocious need for corporate ethics experts, we will be creating hundreds of thousands of such clones over the next several months,¾ said G. Richard Wagoner, chief executive of General Motors Corp. and head of the group, known as CEOs For America’s Future. The group held a press conference in a midtown Manhattan hotel last week to announce the news.

Comments are closed.