Jobs vs. Gates
In the past week or so, we have seen keynote speeches from both Apple Computer CEO Steve Jobs, and Microsoft CEO Bill Gates. Gates’s CES keynote was filled with negative comments, including his comparison of “free culture” advocates to communists. Job’s speech, on the other hand, brought nothing but joy and happy-happy feelings into the world. So, I figured I’d do some research and see who really is the more hated man. Using Google Smackdown, I entered various phrases, and was greeted with results of which phrase came up more on a google search.
Round 1 – Evilness:
“bill gates is evil” (171,000)
“steve jobs is evil” (92,800)
Most Evil: BIll GatesRound 2 – Sucky-ness:
“bill gates sucks” (61,900)
“steve jobs sucks” (31,800)
Most Sucky: Bill GatesRound 3 – Resemblance to the Dark Lord:
“bill gates is satan” (49,100)
“steve jobs is satan” (30,000)
Most Satanic: Bill GatesLightning Round: Corporate Evil:
“apple is evil” (518,000)
“microsoft is evil” (490,000)
Most Evil Corporation: Apple ComputerOver all horrible person: Bill Gates
As you can see, Gates beat Jobs in all of the categories. This is just more conclusive evidence that Bill Gates is truly the most evil CEO in the computer industry.
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That’s some dumb ass logic. Windows has 90% of the market – of course you’ll get more search results under Bill Gates! I’m amazed, however, how many results Steve Rim Jobs has despite the fact that Apple has a miniscule portion of the consumer market. This shows that Steve Jobs is actually far more sucky and evil than Gates.
Here’s something to add to your dumb ass comparisons:
Ultimate Round: Who’s better
“bill gates rules” (1870)
“steve jobs rules” (508)
More liked person: Bill Gates
Overall conclusion: Bill Gates is far more popular than Steve Jobs in all category
“Windows has 90% of the market”
Yes but Satan gets 90% of the souls, coincidence? I think not.
if any corporation is evil it has to be Apple. My reasoning is that in the garden of eden the symbol for temptation was an apple. If that doesnt show they are evil then i dont know what does. It would be reasonable to assume that the CEO of an evil corporation like apple would himself be evil, but i will leave that decision up to everyone else.
Wow this is a dumbass blog…read this http://www.wired.com/news/columns/0,70072-0.html
enlighten yourself. Who donates more money to world causes? not jobs…yea he has less money, but donating 0 dollars is still 0.00%, out of over 3 billion.
i think this is a piece of poop. u r a poopsniffer
Bill Gates owns, you can’t get glasses like Bill Gates has anywhere else. Female Dogs!
Steve Jobs is definetly the better and less evil of the two. Although Gates has 90% of the market, what Jobs has done with Apple is far greater than what Gates could’ve done with anything. Apple is a more user friendly and thought out company, while Gates just sucks at making a cool smart computer.
Hey #1 Blargh……McDonalds has a HUGE percentage of America’s “dining out” market…. and yet they still serve tons of toxic shit to the ignorant, moronic, and indiscriminate masses of clueless morons that make up the bulk of this great country…… You are obviously among them. Hey Einstein, just because the masses buy Chevys… and only a few purchase BMWs….. doesn’t make the fuckin’ Chevy a better car…… you friggin’ genius…….
Steve Jobs is a f’in wanker man. He hasn’t done any charitable work. Apple has no idea what customer service is. Ipod’s are = to my excriment. Apple garuntees 4 yrs of life and covers you for a year (convenient for them) cause after one year, ohhh my ipod died. The hard drive clicks and it is irreplacable. Walk in to the apple store and they say u have to buy the new one. F that man. Thats just corporate manipulation and if u endorse that kind of dictation you might as well give them 399 anually.