So, I work at Dick’s Sporting Goods part time, and I can’t stand Crocs. With working in the Footwear department comes having to deal with them every single day of my life. It’s really a horrid smell that they let off, and it’s quite annoying when people swarm them all day. I hate that.

This is just another terrible idea that someone will make millions off of. Anyone up for creating something insanely inane that we can sell for billions?

What will happen to your phone when I try to destroy your hideous crocs with a hammer? I will think of it as a public service. Crocs are taking over the way it is, we must stop the uprising now people!

My podiatrist is a big proponent of Crocs, and runs marathons. Sometimes both at the sane time… he runs marathons with Crocs

You’ll have to speak up, Kevin. I can’t hear you over that color scheme.

I can picture it now.. I’ll be telling my three-year-old to get her feet out of my iPhone case.