If this were Apple…
Network World has a humorous piece on what the Windows 2012 startup processes will be along side the so-called connected services Microsoft is developing. Too funny!
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Haha, that’s hilarious. I like the extremely long sentence you have to repeat to accept the terms.
…oooops what about dahboard calling home ;-)
You know, this is semi-believable but I really wouldn’t put it past Microsoft.