“I just invested a s**tload of money in your so called company at a valuation that is so insane that there’s no way in hell we’ll ever substantiate it, hence I’ll gamble on selling my shares later to people that think it’s worth even more than that. So, CEO of Twitter, please clean up your act and make this turd of a company seem to actually do some business.”

Am I close? Offensiveness intended.

Updated: An interesting thing happened on Wednesday, after All Things Digital reported Twitter had closed a giant round of funding led by Kleiner Perkins Caulfield Byers, which values the micro-blogging network at close to $4 billion. The story contain…