Comments on: How Jobs Should Open His Keynote

By: nacho

nacho — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 19:08:59 +0000

The joke lost all it's fun when you explained it on the 4th paragraph.

By: Patrick Hunt

Patrick Hunt — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 15:44:40 +0000

Now that is a great response to my post.

Methinks me may have made that lazy Sunday post a tad too serious to be taken in the lighthearted manner it was intended.

Have fun everyone! Life is too short.

By: cocoa4mymac

cocoa4mymac — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 15:06:42 +0000

So, this developer walks into a bar... :lol:

By: Reader

Reader — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 14:43:26 +0000

Now you want to tell Steve Jobs how to open his keynote!!!! grrr... This post is a total waste

By: Lexacom

Lexacom — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 13:56:47 +0000

This is one clever and amusing response however Steve I am sure could do worse.

Of course there are many ways he could do better such as... ?

By: BMWTwisty

BMWTwisty — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 12:49:07 +0000

Dear Mr. Hunt, Thank you for your keynote speech suggestions to Mr. Jobs. Mr Jobs recognizes and values the innovative and revolutionary contributions you have made to personal computing and telecommunications in the past thirteen years and appreciates your insightful input.

Mr. Jobs will consider your WWDC address suggestions and contact you for further advice.

Again, thank you for your many years of dedication and contribution to Apple Computer and its customers worldwide.

Sincerely,

Apple Computer

By: James S

James S — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 12:46:14 +0000

Lots of grumpy trolls responding to what was supposed to be a light-hearted, entertaining article. Jeez people..

By: Jack De Franco

Jack De Franco — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 11:34:31 +0000

You my friend, are an idiot!

By: Akhat

Akhat — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 11:00:55 +0000

I liked this part: "Jobs will enter from the left side of the stage (stage right, right? I never understood that)". Made me smile. Really, apart from all the rest, it's a well thought show, which I am eager to watch!

By: PJ

PJ — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 09:36:29 +0000

First and last time on this site.

Patronisng tripe of an article.