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Perhaps my expectations were set ridiculously high from watching Star Wars and Star Trek all these years, but when America says it’s going to BOMB THE MOON — I darn well better see something explode. Instead, this is what we got: Michael Bay needs to step […]

Perhaps my expectations were set ridiculously high from watching Star Wars and Star Trek all these years, but when America says it’s going to BOMB THE MOON — I darn well better see something explode.

Instead, this is what we got:

Michael Bay needs to step in and start manning mission control, because only then would we get to see all the pyrotechnics and unearthing of an ancient civilization of Mooninites that is now hell-bent on destroying us if not for the actions of a grizzled, washed-up former marine and single father and his rag-tag crew who duct tape two missiles to a heretofore secret alien spacecraft we’ve been keeping in Area 51 and nuke those moon bastards back to hell.

Sigh.

According to an annotation on one copy of the clip, better video will be released later, which is easy to believe because anything has got to be better than this.

  1. [...] Watch NASA Bomb the Moon Online! Update: The video is in, but it doesn’t live up to our expectations. [...]

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  2. There’s no air on the Moon. The most you could hope for (and which NASA is expecting) is a dust cloud.

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    1. Chris Albrecht Friday, October 9, 2009

      Air shmair. I wanted big huge plumes of ectoplasmic goo!

      Didn’t you?

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  3. So true. I set the dvr to tape it so the kids could see it when they got home from school but there’s nothing to see! Why make a huge deal about having a live feed if nothing’s going to happen. Lol.

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  4. Just wait till Mr Spoon retaliates

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  5. why? just… why?

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  6. [...] NASA’s live footage of bombing the moon last month wasn’t quite as dramatic as we might have hoped/feared, it did result in the major discovery of a “significant [...]

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