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Twas the night before FiOS, when all through the house Not a peripheral was stirring, not even a mouse. The routers were connected to coax with care, In hopes that Verizon soon would be there; The PCs were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions […]

dsl-speedTwas the night before FiOS, when all through the house
Not a peripheral was stirring, not even a mouse.
The routers were connected to coax with care,
In hopes that Verizon soon would be there;
The PCs were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of fast thoughput danced in their heads;
Twas nearly a year for the process to take,
Surely it’s worth it for heaven’s sake;
With one last speed test performed this very day,
We’re ready for DSL to go far, far away
!

  1. *tear* beautiful.

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  2. Nicely done. There’s nothing like a good rhyme to add some pizazz to tech reporting. :-)

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  3. Let me know if nyou need Snoopy Goggles and a Scarf. That kind of speed can be intense. Welcome to HiSpeed, its “NICE”.

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  4. All I got was a lump of coal, a bill and a Cap :(
    I hate my cable company :(

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  5. ….. speechless

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  6. Kevin,
    Are you going to switch to FIOS TV, too? I keep hesitating to do that, because I understand that you have to use Verizon’s wireless-G router, if you do. I suppose I could attach my draft N router as a switch, but it seems like I’d lose speed inside the house.

    kal

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  7. Kevin, I understand why you want FIOS so bad. Your DSL speeds are terrible. Especially the upload speed.

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  8. Oh the good old days of DSL. Welcome to fios!

    Re: fios tv, there are ways to bypass the actiontec wireless router even with fios tv service. You can read up on it at dslreports.

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