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Summary:

‘Twas the geek’s night before Christmas, and all through the house, Not a hard drive was whirring, not a single clicking mouse; The gadgets were charging in their docks with care, In hopes that St. Nick shopped at Best Buy this year; The geeks were all […]

‘Twas the geek’s night before Christmas, and all through the house,

Not a hard drive was whirring, not a single clicking mouse;

The gadgets were charging in their docks with care,

In hopes that St. Nick shopped at Best Buy this year;

The geeks were all snuggled all warm in their beds,

While visions of smartphones did dance in their heads.

With a click and a whir there arose such a clatter,

As the PDAs and UMPCs began to all chatter;

A song they did sing to ring in good cheer,

In their sleep geeks were smiling for what did they hear?

Nothing, because it was all flash drives here,

And as they settled their heads back down in the bed,

They dreamed of the gadgets that might be colored red;

A Zune, an iPod, or an HDTV,

Could that be what they’d find underneath the tree?

As the geeks fell asleep with their eyes all aglow,

And the visions of electrons did come and did go;

With a whoosh down the chimney the gear did alight,

Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!

 

Happy holidays everyone!  May you spend time with friends and family and appreciate these things that really matter. 

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  1. Ha! That was awesome :)

  2. My favorite is the computer-generated speech version:

    http://www.hyperborea.org/humor/tweeze.phtml

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    Exchequer lachryosis, whizz snows locket jury.
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    Amdahl biered honest Genesis weight hostess know.
    Distempered ape pie pea yelled tiding is steed,
    Undies mocha answer cul de sac lackey reed.
    Egad! Abroad fastener litter hound bully
    Achoo! quaintly left, lacking bull feeling jolly.
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    “Hopping rich musty woolen due awl incondite!”

    The first 10 lines were in Scientific American August 1987 page 111.

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