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Summary:

This is slightly Off Topic, but a good little read. You’ll see the relevance at the end. It’s a comment from Slashdot, on the post titled, “Nerds Make Better Lovers”. You can read the comment at Slashdot, here, or below, as I’ve copied and pasted it. […]

This is slightly Off Topic, but a good little read. You’ll see the relevance at the end. It’s a comment from Slashdot, on the post titled, “Nerds Make Better Lovers”. You can read the comment at Slashdot, here, or below, as I’ve copied and pasted it. Terrificly funny stuff.

HER DIARY:

Saturday, May 21st 2005

Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I went shopping in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up a bit late so thought it might be that. The bar was really crowded and loud so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk. He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we go somewhere nice to eat. All through dinner he just didn’t seem himself; he hardly laughed and didn’t seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying. I just knew that something was wrong. He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in; he hesitated but followed. I asked him again if there was something the matter but he just half shook his head and turned the television on. After about 10 minutes of Silence, I said I was going upstairs to bed. I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply. He just gave a sigh and a sad sort of smile. He didn’t follow me up but later he did, and I was surprised when we made love. He still seemed distant and a bit cold, and I started to think that he was going to leave me and that he had found someone else. I cried myself to sleep.
MAN’S DIARY:

Saturday, May 21st 2005

Apple switched to Intel.

Absolutely gutted.

Got a shag though.

Ahhh, so funny. Can’t say I had that “gutted” feeling, but I know plenty of you out there do – hopefully this gave those of you who needed it, a laugh.

And thanks to ackthpt for the great comment.

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  1. Chris Holland Thursday, June 9, 2005

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA Nick you made my day :D

  2. Mike DeHart: A Blog » Blog Archive » Thursday, June 9, 2005

    [...] Absolutely gutted. Got a shag though. Originally posted on Slashdot, found via The Apple Blog

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  3. That was great. Thanks. :)

  4. Though posted elsewhere it was still hilarious!

  5. New take on an old joke

    Slashdot’s signal to noise ratio has gotten so low that I often skip reading the comments. Luckily The Apple Blog caught this in a recent story about Nerds Making Better Lovers:

  6. this is a very strange question but the title “wait for it, wait for it” is that from a movie? it sounds very familiar and I could swear I heard it in a recent movie, my friends and I have been trying to figure it out but have come up with nothing, it’s driving us nuts. Please help, if it’s not from a movie sorry for the dumb e-mail.

  7. Justin – just meant it in a comedic sense. as in the punch line, “wait for it…” You know it’s coming, it’s just waiting for the moment you read it.

    that’s all. I’m sure it’s in some movies, or tv shows, but it’s nothing specific I was quoting.

    sorry to drive you and your friends crazy over it. :)

  8. wait for it, wait for it, … what movie is that from. I’m dying to know. It’s killing me.

  9. Wait for it…..wait for it….

    That’s from Braveheart.

    Great movie.

  10. Actually in braveheart, it’s “Hold. Hold. Hold!”

    :)

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