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In the past week or so, we have seen keynote speeches from both Apple Computer CEO Steve Jobs, and Microsoft CEO Bill Gates. Gates’s CES keynote was filled with negative comments, including his comparison of “free culture” advocates to communists. Job’s speech, on the other hand, […]

In the past week or so, we have seen keynote speeches from both Apple Computer CEO Steve Jobs, and Microsoft CEO Bill Gates. Gates’s CES keynote was filled with negative comments, including his comparison of “free culture” advocates to communists. Job’s speech, on the other hand, brought nothing but joy and happy-happy feelings into the world. So, I figured I’d do some research and see who really is the more hated man. Using Google Smackdown, I entered various phrases, and was greeted with results of which phrase came up more on a google search.

Round 1 – Evilness:
“bill gates is evil” (171,000)
“steve jobs is evil” (92,800)
Most Evil: BIll Gates

Round 2 – Sucky-ness:
“bill gates sucks” (61,900)
“steve jobs sucks” (31,800)
Most Sucky: Bill Gates

Round 3 – Resemblance to the Dark Lord:
“bill gates is satan” (49,100)
“steve jobs is satan” (30,000)
Most Satanic: Bill Gates

Lightning Round: Corporate Evil:
“apple is evil” (518,000)
“microsoft is evil” (490,000)
Most Evil Corporation: Apple Computer

Over all horrible person: Bill Gates

As you can see, Gates beat Jobs in all of the categories. This is just more conclusive evidence that Bill Gates is truly the most evil CEO in the computer industry.

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    Source: The Apple Blog; Jobs vs. Gates Jobs vs. Gates In the past week or so, we have seen keynote speeches from both Apple Computer CEO Steve Jobs, and Microsoft CEO Bill Gates….  Round 1 – Evilness: “bill gates is evil” (171,000) …

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  4. That’s some dumb ass logic. Windows has 90% of the market – of course you’ll get more search results under Bill Gates! I’m amazed, however, how many results Steve Rim Jobs has despite the fact that Apple has a miniscule portion of the consumer market. This shows that Steve Jobs is actually far more sucky and evil than Gates.

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  5. Here’s something to add to your dumb ass comparisons:

    Ultimate Round: Who’s better
    “bill gates rules” (1870)
    “steve jobs rules” (508)
    More liked person: Bill Gates

    Overall conclusion: Bill Gates is far more popular than Steve Jobs in all category

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  6. “Windows has 90% of the market”

    Yes but Satan gets 90% of the souls, coincidence? I think not.

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  7. if any corporation is evil it has to be Apple. My reasoning is that in the garden of eden the symbol for temptation was an apple. If that doesnt show they are evil then i dont know what does. It would be reasonable to assume that the CEO of an evil corporation like apple would himself be evil, but i will leave that decision up to everyone else.

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  8. Wow this is a dumbass blog…read this http://www.wired.com/news/columns/0,70072-0.html
    enlighten yourself. Who donates more money to world causes? not jobs…yea he has less money, but donating 0 dollars is still 0.00%, out of over 3 billion.

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  9. i think this is a piece of poop. u r a poopsniffer

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  10. Bill Gates owns, you can’t get glasses like Bill Gates has anywhere else. Female Dogs!

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