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Okay sometime PR folks get way ahead of themselves. Read through this list and I can promise you that you will never attend a MobileFocus event in your life: 10. Nokia and Palm have voodoo dolls, and they’re not afraid to use them! 9. Bam! MobileFocus […]

Okay sometime PR folks get way ahead of themselves. Read through this list and I can promise you that you will never attend a MobileFocus event in your life:

10. Nokia and Palm have voodoo dolls, and they’re not afraid to use them!
9. Bam! MobileFocus will kick up your tradeshow a notch.
8. Samsung and Sony Ericsson are mixing up hurricanes!
7. We’re looking for someone to play washboard in our zydeco band.
6. The parade line forms right behind Microsoft, HP, and Sprint!
5. We can’t crown the king and queen of the Mardi Gras without you.
4. Qualcomm and LG cooked up some real fine jambalaya just for you!
3. Shrimp gumbo, shrimp salad, shrimp sandwich, shrimp scampi…..
2. Handspring and Siemens are looking for people to join their krewes.
1. We’ve got beads!

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